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(561): View more from Florida

I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..

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(503): View more from Oregon

I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.

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(805): View more from California

im having a threesome with these popsicles

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(661): View more from California

the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.

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(702): View more from Nevada

whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want

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(919): View more from North Carolina

She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."

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(650): View more from California

Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"

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(503): View more from Oregon

I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".

(253): View more from Washington

who is this

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