yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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