yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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