thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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