Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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