You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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