this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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