I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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