i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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