Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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