Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I need help removing her.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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