Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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