i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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