what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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