She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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