Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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