Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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