Nicole vs. Life
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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