I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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