Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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