let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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