Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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