We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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