if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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