You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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