if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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