"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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