Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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