I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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