I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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