dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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