i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
