i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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