I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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