I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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