i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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