We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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