it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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