So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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