I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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