Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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