He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
