So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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