i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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