It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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