Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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