Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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