Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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