God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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