Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Randomize
