If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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